Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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A dyslexic man gets asked what 1+1 is, he replies with a wopping 11. Grats <3

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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