- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple and rhymes with apple? Nothing

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

what did the old lady die of old age...

A lot eh?

Have you read Shakespeare? Dunno. Who wrote it? Shakespeare.

roses are red violets are red everything is red who set my house on fire

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Want to hear a Joke? No.

What did the fat lady order at McDonalds? Nothing because she forgot here wallet at home.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

knock knock who's there ?

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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