What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

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So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Large 4

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Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just two, but I'd like to know how they got in there.

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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Knock, knock ... ... ... Well I guess no one is home.

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Q: Why does Bill Gates give so much money to charity? A: Because he wants to improve the lives of his fellow human beings, and also excessive wealth would be detrimental to his children.

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In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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pickles are green infection is yellow all the girls i know call me a good fellow

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Your life

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

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Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

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