- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

A man walks into a bar, a man behind him doesn't.

What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

matt is fat

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

This joke might just be dumb enough for YOU to find funny

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Q. Why did the boy throw up on the bus? A. All his friends around him died in the accident

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