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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

what did the baby say to his mum? he sed bfirbvuirnvkjwmndckie

how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

ask me if i have a place to call home> 'have you a place to call home?' no im sad and lonely.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

j.p. is dumb

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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