What to hear an anti-joke? No.

What do you get when you cross a rusty nail and a foot? Tetanus

How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

Kameron Brown is gay.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the little kid say to the stranger? Nothing. He was taught not to talk to strangers.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

A car walks into a bar.

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

PENIS

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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