Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Knock Knock DAMMIT WOMAN MAKE ME A SAMMACH

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

once opon a time. never mind i'm just going to beat you kids.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

The Qur'an

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

What does water taste like? Water

Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

Robin, Get in the Car

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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