so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

learn. advance!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A broken boomerang

What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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yo momma so fat that she needs to lose weight

What's funnier than New York City? ADAM STOCK! By Logan in South Dakota

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

Knock knock knock OCD

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me me Oh

I like to give help to people, expecting that they will be my slaves for life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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