Roses are Red Violets are Blue No they're not They're purple

What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

How do you stop your child from picking his nose? Cut his hands off

You wanna hear a joke? People that debase womens' rights.

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

What do you call 10 Asians playing basketball? A group of friends hanging out and having a good time.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?.

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

John: hey wats up? Bob: gas prices!

Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

Elephants can jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

Why did Jake fall off his bike? His mom threw a fridge at him.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a convicted rapist.

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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