There was a black and white spotted dog named Louis. Why did they call her that? Because, that's what they named her.

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Why was the 18 year old white male late for his college class. On his way to college he got in a car accident and killed 5 people and he walked away unharmed

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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What is the longest sentence that a man knows? If it is used it in context, isn't round and the speaker attempts to quote the whole number - or at least all of it known to date, then any sentence involving the value of pi.

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Q-what did the bus say to the other bus? A-nothing, buses are incapable of talking

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Why does little susie enjoy her life? Because it was her birthday 364 days ago.

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How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

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Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

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Why did the housewife become a farmer? Because the kitchen was burned down in a horrific accident.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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one morning i turned on my tv

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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I <3 Hitler

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