Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

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YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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