Women can vote? WTF

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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knock knock come in !

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HALF LIFE 4 COMING OUT SOON!

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

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Hello, this is Chuck Norris speaking.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What happen when a plane crash? Everyone on it died...

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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Straight man: Gays can't have babies so they shouldn't be allowed to have sex. Gay man: But you got a vasectomy last year, so you can't make babies either. The straight man sees the irony, realizes how judgmental he has been and never has sex again because he maintains his opinion that gays shouldn't have sex.

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Anti Joke

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