Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

Two Chavs jump off a clift who wins? Neither the sport of Tomb stoning is considered non competitive much like jogging

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

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Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

You might be a redneck if you're from a rural area and behave as such.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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