- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

What do you call a man with no legs or arms trying to ski? Impossible.

What's worse than getting no up-votes on an anti-joke? Getting down votes

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Q;How many screams does it take to ruin a good riddle? A: OOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEEEEE! Moral: This potentially awesome riddle may or may not have been aborted by a scream.

Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

whats 7+4? 74

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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