Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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Why did the student get the math question wrong? -Because hes dead

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

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The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

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What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

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You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Black people stink of shite!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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God said onto john "come forth and receive eternal life" john came fifth and received a toaster.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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