why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Q: Why did the kid cross the playground? A: To get to the other slide

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your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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this site is an antijoke

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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Why didn't little Jimmy eat his dinner? Jimmy didn't eat his dinner because there was no food. Jimmy is a poor street urchin who died of starvation.

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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Poop

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Wanna hear another joke? Wes Trillows penis!!!

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Leo! Leo get over here before i abuse you. Okay, im going to my whip.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

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