- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??