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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

What happens when an old lady bumps into a black man in the middle of the night? He politely offers her help getting home and she accepts.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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