- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Why couldn't little Jimmy see his mum in the crowd? Because he was blind.

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

What's worse than depression? Having depression and killing yourself

Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

What do you call an African American woman with Tourettes? This question cannot be answered correctly. The African American woman was misdiagnosed. She is really a crack whore.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

Who looks like a bird and can fly to hogwarts? Dean McKee. his scar is f u c k i n g rotten

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

I told my doctor I’m the first man on the face of the earth to suffer from morning sickness. He promptly corrected my mistake; my excessive vomiting is actually caused by chemo.

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

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