- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

women's rights

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did the little boy viciously slash the orange object with a carving knife? Because it was Halloween.

What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

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