Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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Several ways to annoy people: Grab the end of their shirt to blow your nose Try to shove a bowling ball down there throat Try to sell them a broom and vacuum Try to eat their babies paint their toe Nibble their ankles Ask if you can babysit their crystal and if they say no start whining Carry around your chicken and ask if they want a nugget

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A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

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A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

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A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

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what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

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what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

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Q. Why did the car break dance? A. I dont know!

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

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Anti Joke

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