- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

what do you call a room with no people in it? empty What do you call a room with over 9000 people in it? a fire hazard

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

A black man is sitting in front of the bus Then he respectfully gives up his seat to an elder woman

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

hashtags suck balls

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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