- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Elizabeth Warren

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A plane crashes in the wilderness on the border of Canada and the U.S. Where do they bury the survivors? I lied. There were none.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

feminists.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

roses are red violets are blue

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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