A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

Wigan.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Moral: Sure, your number is the one that ends with 853 right? Do not reply if I am right. Moral2: BECAUSE TOP COMMENT... AND SERIOUSLY, THAT NUMBER BETTER END WITH 69 AFTER I CALL YOU! DO NOT REPLY

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

Patient: Doctor, it hurts when I run, I might have arthritis. Doctor: Let me check.... 5 minutes later... Doctor: It turs out you have 3 bullets in your legs. Patient: Ohhh, I get it now.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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