A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

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Coldpaly is a good band

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

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What do you call a large group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Whats the difference between a person with cancer and breakfast? Breakfast is important

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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who dosent like to wear shirts and is not straight Petko Manchev

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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