Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

How do you tell if a black man is ok? Poke it with a very long pole and keep your distance...

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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