this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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What did your mother say after I beat her? Nothing, because she was dead.

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

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Jesus walks on water, Humans are 70% water, I can walk on humans, Therefore i am 70% Jesus.

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A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind, deaf, and dead.

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The other day a man came to my door. After I opened it, he told me, "I'm sorry, your mother is dead." He paused, then said, "Just kidding." "Actually," I told him, "my mom died two years ago of natural causes." He turned around and left, and I closed the door. All in all, it was a very confusing situation, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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