- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

Roses are Red Violets are Black Why is your chest As flat as your back

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

I used to be schizophrenic, but we're ok now.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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