- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Who wants $300? Me too.

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked

Skrillex.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Take wrong turns

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

Who paved the road? The fat guy with the steam roller

How can you tell if someones gay? You ask them.

A hispanic man eats a taco and enjoys. He is kicked in the nuts 2 months later.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

A black student graduated High School

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