Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A Fat Kenyan

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Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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What happened to the man who lost his left arm, left leg and eye in an accident? I expect he claimed insurance, assuming he was prudent enough to insure himself, or his workplace complied with legislation.

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what do you call a young man? a little boy

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There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.

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What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

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What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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I like your hair

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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