- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

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