- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

An Asian with a big dick.

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

why is your mother dead? because i killed him.

Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

mental kid

Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What's worse than a baby falling? A baby fall in a pit of tar What did the baby say on the way down? "weeeeeee"

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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