Poop.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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Small Penis.

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What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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