- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

What's worse than a broken leg? Two broken legs

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

How many black guys can fit in a minivan? Eight.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Trump will make America great again.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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