- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

What's the difference between a black man and a park seat? A park seat can support a family

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What is the biggest lie in everyone's childhood? "School lunch food is actually good."

A baby seal walks into a club.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

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