I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

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What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

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What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

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How do you wake Lady Gaga up? You poke-er--face....pokerface.

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A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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YOU

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What do you say to a rock? Meow

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Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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You have friends

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what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

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What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

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Vagina cream... end of story

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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