- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

what do you call a kid in a wheelchair? . handicapped.

There was a blond girl and a brunette girl. The brunette had a pink shirt that had " Abercrombie & Fitch" on it. The blond looks at the brunette and asks, where did you get your shirt?

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

an alien is walking down the street he can't breathe our air and quickly suffocates and dies

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

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