- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke again? Bubbles was the girl next door, Jonny raped her.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

What's black and always in the back of a cop car? The seat.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

ME NAME IS JEFF

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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