why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

I'm gay.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What did my grandma tell me during a funeral? Nothing. It's her funeral. She's dead.

Q. What does physiks sound to most of the people? A. There were two camels, one was green, how much does the sand weight when its dark?

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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