If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

Why couldn't the black man swim? He has no legs.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

Why are blondes so dumb? They aren't dumb they just have prejudice against them

A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because as an animal with legs it is highly capable of doing such as it pleases.

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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