- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

What did Anne Frank say to the Nazis who found her? Please be gentle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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