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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

A Blonde, a brunette, and a redhead where hiding from the police They were all shot and all died because they were playing Grand Theft Auto 5

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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