- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

nolan is gay

James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What is black, white and red all over? Many things.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

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