There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Come out with your hands up.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How do you hold someone in suspense?

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What's worse than reading the same joke multiple times? Having cancer.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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