- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

noah is a scrub jungle

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

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