Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's blue, red, and full of metal? Timmy in his favorite blue sweater, after he got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to escape the evil villains in giant mech suits.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

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RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

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what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

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An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Knock, Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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