- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar and have a friendly argument over their religious beliefs.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

its all aodhan

What did the boy with no legs get for Christmas? Dance Dance Revolution

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

Ben Corbishley

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

Peas

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

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