What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac over off a cliff? A Cadillac seats 5

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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