- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

What? Yes.

A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Thats what she said

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

they told me not to write here but i did

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

how how does a black man jump. the same way anyone else does

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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