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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a tree with no branches? A stick.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

This guy says: "Doctor doctor, it hurts when I do this!" He jiggles his arm and screames in pain. The doctor replies: "Well, don't do it then!"

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What is just as real as a unicorn? World peace

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Whats 10-5(45+76)? please help my homework is due next class and i am currently to busy worrying about my dad's cancer to think about this problem.

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why didn't Michael Jackson celebrate his birthday? He's dead.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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