Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your ball sack ripped off with a grapple hook

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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Continents are large islands.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

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An Indian lady is pushing her child down a footpath in a stroller whilst leading her dog. A refridgerator lands on the mother. Why did the Chinese man behind her cry? Because loss of life is a frantic event and having witnessed such an event he was deeply shocked. He was also sad that no dogs were killed. This is because a dog killed his wife in a freak accident and he has held a grudge against the species ever since.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Q: What Would You Call Someone Who is 6 Foot and hairy. Answer: By His Or Her Name.

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im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

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Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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Im cute hehehee

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Women's Rights.

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Wanna hear a joke? 9-11

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