- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

Sarah Palin

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Columbine Massacre

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

-Hey I know something funnier than 24, ---What? -25! Hey I know something funnier than 25. ---What? -The Holocaust!

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Tic tac toe. I never met my father

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Two friends sit down to dinner, the third is late so they eat him

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

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