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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Why did stevie get stabbed in the jugular by his sister? He was telling bad anti jokes.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay the manufacturers suggested retail price.

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

Why is Dominic's nick name big D? Because the first letter in his name is D.

Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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