- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the tree say as he fell? A: Studies have shown plants in general do not have a voice box, thus making plants incapable of speaking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

What did the sign say? It said slow down

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Cool story bro. Tell it again.

Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

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