A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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People say the sky's the limit................................ but there's footprints on the moon.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

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A young farmers cow died in an oil burning, The farmer then said to his son; you get the milk ill get the shovel

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A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

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Whais red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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why was the woman out of the kitchen, because she had to have sex with her husband in a bed

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There were 3 guys named Sean, Ryan, and Eye. They were best friends. However, things escalated when Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend and Ryan found out. Ryan felt he had to tell Sean that Eye slept with Sean's girlfriend. Ryan went up to Sean and said "Dude, Eye slept with your girlfriend!" Then Sean shot Ryan in the head before Ryan realized what he had said. Game Over

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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What do you call a large group of Apes attacking San Francisco? Well, it isn't called anything but coincidentally there is a movie called Rise of the Planet of the Apes which was released August 5, 2011 starring James Franco and Andy Serkis. -David Bruggen

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have AIDS.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Sarah went to church one day and went into the confession booth with her pastor. He made sure nobody was in the church, and proceeded to allow her to confess. He didn't molest her. However, when Sarah got home her abusive stepfather beat her to death in an alcoholic rage and shot himself. It was on the news.

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What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

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What did the dyslexic say to the nun? When I write, I typically misplace letters in words.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a women.

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

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what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Why did the man run away from the cat? He was allergic

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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