Why was the man sad? His intestines were imploding and his head was shot off seventeen seconds ago.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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How do you hide an Elephant? You paint it's toenails pink and put it in a strawberry patch. Have you ever seen an elephant in a strawberry patch.? It must work pretty well then!!

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting eaten alive by midgets with down syndrome

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, more people would just make it harder.

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Why Lilly fell out of a cradle ? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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A Chinese man a Mexican and an American are all on a plane. They are all trying to get rid of stuff they have to much of in their country. The chinese man throws out a bowl of rice and says " we have to many of these in our country" the mexican throws out a taco and says " we have to many of these in our country" the American throws out the mexican and says "we have to many of these in our country"

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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